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How DARE they?

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Great Danes get Obama, but we get stuck with Rudy? Shrill, desperate, “I rescued New York from 9-11” Rudy?

You bastard.

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If candidates were dogs: Rudolph Giuliani – French Bulldog

 

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Description: An active, intelligent, muscular dog with an alert, curious and interested expression; compactly built with ears that are broad at the base, elongated, and round at the top.

Behavior: The French Bulldog is well-behaved and adaptable, with an even disposition and an affectionate nature. They have an independent mind and can be both stubborn and manipulative.

They will tolerate well-behaved children but can get jealous and even destructive if they do not have all the attention, or if left alone for long periods. They love to be included in family activities. French Bulldogs are playful, but not unduly boisterous.

Tendency to bark: Low

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by AP)

(To see the full Dog Lovers’ Guide to the Presidential Election click here.)

 

3 replies
  1. Fuzzy Logic
    Fuzzy Logic says:

    First of all… Danes and Obama? Nut-uh.. no way.

    Hillary and LABRADOODLES!?!? Are they suggesting that by not being a “real breed” she’s not a real candidate?!?

    growl…

    secondly… I just noticed Neil Gaiman in your blogroll,…we are TOO much alike!

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  2. frogdogz
    frogdogz says:

    Yeah, the Hillary/Doodle thing pissed me off, too….

    Neil Gaiman is definately in my top ten list of ‘favorite writers’, along with Peter Straub, Chuck Palahniuk, Clive Barker.. and Jane Austen, ironically enough.

    For some reason, people keep telling me I can’t have Chuck Palahniuk and Jane Austen on the same list.

  3. Fuzzy Logic
    Fuzzy Logic says:

    ~cough cough~~ Books of Blood is one of my Favs… I can’t ride the subway in NY without thinking about that story with the guy who kills people to feed the “founding fathers” of the city…. although I had a hard time getting through the Damnation Game. It’s actually the first book I didn’t finish (due to gross out.. not boredom). I’ve not read any Chuck Palahniuk.. I’ll have to check him out…

    but I digress

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