French Bulldog Fashions, Human Style

Check out what all the cool Frenchie owners are wearing this holiday season —

For those of us who aren’t cool (and who also are not 90 lb fashion models in their 20’s), you might prefer this Frenchie t shirt, from Target –

That’s snowboarder Shaun White’s Frenchie, Rambo.

Of course, if you’re like me, even a t shirt can seem a bit ‘dressy’. I’ve decided to join the rest of the slacker chicks I see in my small town, and spend the rest of my life wearing Pajama pants. Seriously – you can go almost anyplace in town, from the Co Op to the grocery store to the bank, and find at least one or two women wearing fleecy slip on shoes and plaid flannel PJ pants. It makes all of those racks of suits and low cut dresses I have gathering dust in my closet seem kind of… pointless.

No, better just to wear these drawstring French Bulldog Pajama pants, from Hue –

Now I just have to see if I can modify my briefcases to carry bait and grooming supplies. It’s a slippery slope, people…