Poor Pixie, Color Controversy & Economics 101

Poor Pixie. As I mentioned yesterday, Princess P doesn’t like her delicate toesies touching the bare floor. Put her on a bare floor and she flattens down, drops her ears and makes herself as teeny tiny as possible. We now put down a towel for her to start out on, and from there she seems to be willing to make forays out into bare floor land. It’s all about knowing she has a safe, no slip base to return to if she feels nervous. When we can’t take the unbearable sadness that is Pixie on the floor, one of us ends up picking her up and putting her on the couch for snuggle time. And so a Princess is born and raised…

Ms. Heart and Rumble, on the other hand, have taken to floor time like champs. It gives them a chance to bark-bark-bark in Tessa’s face, steal Dexter’s soccer ball, and run behind the couch. In other words, typical hellion puppy behaviour.

A full photo set is at the end of the post, or over on Flickr.

Color Controversy, Redux

A storm is brewing in French Bulldog show ring circles south of the border, and it’s all to do with ‘bad’ colors. A certain pioneering Blue French Bulldog breeder found herself summarily dumped from the FBDCA, and it’s served to reignite the controversy over Blue.

Is Blue mouse? Is mouse even a color? What color of mouse are we talking about here, exactly, and what kind? Field mouse? House mouse? Coffee mouse? It’s all terribly exciting, but I can’t help thinking it’s all a bit wrong headed, and that the timing for this is bad, bad, bad.

The UK pure bred dog fancy is in the middle of a world altering crisis. Standards are being forcibly re written, on brachycephalics in particular, and with no apparent logic or reason other than to pander to the general public. Little attention has been paid to real, workable schemes to correct health issues. If and when the BBC special that set off all of this brouhaha makes it onto American television, we have to wonder – will the same thing occur here? Will there be the same outcry? Will we all face a witch hunt in which we’re vilified as being the bastard children of Joseph Mengele (and that’s no exageration – there was a lot of references to pure bred dog breeds being an ‘experiment in eugenics’, with a clear inference that dog breeding=nazi experimentation)?

With all of this hanging over our heads, I can’t help thinking that we need to get our ducks in a row when it comes to cleaning up real, concrete, life threatening conditions — in other words, is this really the time to make the isssue of color one into some kind of sturm und drang, ‘oh, we’re all doomed’ soap opera? I kind of feel that it’s this kind of nit picking, fiddling while rome burns stuff that makes the general public feel we’re more concerned with the cosmetics than we are with the concrete.

If someone can show me a single, solitary, scientific study showing a link between ‘bad’ colors and bad genetics, I’ll be the first to jump into the fray. Until then, this is all just smoke and mirrors, and comes at a very bad time indeed.

Economic Crisis Solved!

And now, Natalie Portman and Rashid Jones present their solution to the Global Economic crisis, after which we do our own bit for world peace and financial stability.

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

Our own contribution:

Floor Time

The pups are now old enough to spend some time out on the floor, interacting with the ‘big dogs’ and getting into trouble. Pixie is un thrilled about the concept of a bare floor — we discovered that we have to put a towel down for her, or she’ll just sit in one spot, frozen. Even with the towel, she’ll only venture one foot off the edge – anything else is uncharted territory for her.

Here’s some footage of the kids spending some quality time on the floor. Look for the footage of Pixie pre and post towel placement.

First Annual French Bulldog Jamboree

I’m trying to make plans for the first annual French Bulldog Jamboree weekend.

The French Bulldog Jamboree is dedicated to one idea only — Making friends through our Frenchies! It’s open to all French Bulldog owners, and to potential owners, as well. Camping, fun, and more – and all with your Frenchies!

The weekend’s planned activities are scheduled to include:

– costume parades
– stupid owner/smart pet tricks
– consultations with trainers
– a pet psychic (was your frogdog Napoleon in a past life?)
– CGC evaluation
– a handling demo and class, followed by a fun match
– grooming seminar, with a nail cutting/grinding demo
– possible discussion of alternative healing/essential oils and massage for canines
– a welcome party on Friday night, complete with gift bags
– a Saturday afternoon BBQ and raffle
– other stuff as it comes up!! If you’d like to participate, rent booth space, or offer a service, please contact me!

100% of ALL PROCEEDS benefits French Bulldog rescue!!

All of this takes place at a pet friendly, camping cottage resort, on the shores of (shallow!) Lake Wilder, Ontario, Canada (about 2 hours north of Toronto). There’s also golfing, a spa, fishing, a bar and few other amenities, but this is a real old school rustic cottage resort. Here’s their link — http://www.homesteadresort.ca/ .

Two packages are available — a camping package for Friday and Saturday nights, with late check out on Sunday (this package includes daily breakfast and dinner). A 3 night package, for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights (again, includes breakfast and dinner). A day pass will also be available for Saturday, and includes the BBQ. We’re still working out prices with the resort (a lot will depend on whether we can book the whole place, or just part).

Tentatively, we’re looking at the weekend of Friday May 15th – Sunday May 17th, but I’d like feedback on whether that date works for a majority of people. I’m trying to balance a few things with the dates — warm enough we won’t all freeze our @sses off, cool enough for the dogs; not too booked at the resort (if we get enough bookings, they’ll reserve the ENTIRE resort for just us!!); not too close to memorial day/May 24 weekend in Canada.

Please give me some feedback on whether you’d be interested in joining us, if you’re able to help, or if you’d just like more info. A web page is coming soon!

Dexter and the Soccer Ball, Part Two

Dexter is exceptionally well natured when it comes to playing with the puppies. He’s unfailingly sweet and gentle with them, sharing his toys, licking their faces, and tolerating it when they bite him on the leg (and other, more painful places).

His tolerance, however, gets sorely tested when it comes to his soccer ball. I’ve mentioned before how much he loves this toy, and it’s amazing to us how close he lets the puppies get to him while he’s playing with it. In spite of this, his patience is stretched to the limit when it comes to Thor, who also seems to really love the soccer ball. Of course, maybe what he really loves is upsetting Dexter…

See for yourself in this video. View it on Blip – or just click the full screen button.

In other news, support SBTCC’s fight against BSL:

The Staffordshire Bull Terrier Club of Canada continues to fight draconian anti-dog legislation in Ontario.

We are hosting a “Celebration of Dogs” Photo Contest.

Grand prize is a Nikon SLR Digital Camera. The second prize is a custom made photo quilt (created just for you.) I have one and it is a work of art – something I will always treasure. Third prize is a digital photo frame. There are several smaller prizes.

Entries are still coming in but we need more! Please enter. Please send this message on to everyone you know and ask them to do the same. Out there somewhere is a wonderful photo that will win the grand prize!

We have assembled an impressive panel of independent judges – including photographers, dog experts, vets and an Ontario MPP!

This contest is not so much about great technical photos. It is, rather, a chance to celebrate our dogs in all their glory. We play with them, work with them, cry with them and laugh with them. This contest celebrates our dogs’ connection with their world, with us and with each other.

All dogs – mutt and champion – are welcome. Old, young, fat, fluffy!

It is easy to enter.

Please visit

www.staffordcanada.com

or email

celebrationofdogs AT gmail.com

Entries close Sunday, October 26!

There is no time to waste!

Bored + Apps = Super Heroes!

I was clicking around on my Mac last night, and found my old pal, Comic Life. I haven’t played with Comic Life in ages, but playing around with it reminded me that what the world really needs is… More French Bulldog Super Heroes!

With that in mind, let me present the Frenchie League of Justice.

Super Power: Snuggle Rays instantly make enemies fall into warm, blissful, coma-like state
Weakness: Can’t resist urge to take naps
Nemesis: Heart

Super Power: Ultra Licky Tongue can reach across rooms, wiping up messes and coating bad guys in a layer of kibble scented saliva.
Weakness: Can be incapacitated through vigorous belly tickles.
Nemesis: Pixie

Super Power: Can color co ordinate any outfit, even neons; Nose Freckles can deflect bullets.
Weakness: Can’t sleep unless chin is resting on something soft, ears occasionally pick up Country & Western Radio stations, revealing location to bad guys.
Nemesis: Thor.

Super Power: Ears can go up or down at will, and can also double as satellite dishes. Piercing cries can dissolve concrete barriers.
Weakness: Bumps into walls when distracted by food, occasionally gets stuck inside of laundry baskets.
Nemesis: Heart

Super Powers: Eyes project beams that can melt the hearts of men. Can team up with Pixie to double super power strengths.
Weaknesses: Needs sidekick for full power, can be distracted by rattle of kibble against dish.
Nemesis: Delilah

Super Powers: Titanium coated puppy teeth can pierce Kevlar. Emits shrill yipping noise that confounds enemies, sets off car alarms, melts glass.
Weaknesses: Can be subdued by flipping her onto her back in turtle like manner.
Nemesis: Just about everyone.

So, what about your dogs? What would be their super powers, their weaknesses, and do they have a nemesis?